Cam Newton boarded the bus that’s the first leg of the Carolina Panthers’ journey to the Super Bowl in characteristic style: Surprising, joyful and a little in-your-face: Zebra patterned pants with looping gold swirls that fashion aficionados could guess.
Yep, we believe them to be Versace — “Barocco Accent Print Jeans” in Yellow Zebraprint, to be specific — from our perusal of lyst.com, a shopping aggregation site that also informs us they are, tragically sold out (though last found for $849).
But wait: There’s hope! A perusal of eBay (we stop at nothing in our zeal for reader information) shows a size 34 available, with a starting bid of $499.99 and an end time of Feb. 3. Inexplicably, there are currently zero bids.